April 2012
March 2012
handicapsign asked: The shape of my weiner. Actually, the shape of weiners all around the world.
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
a haiku about making pasta
god fucking dammit does it really take that long for water to boil
Snape: People will think you're...
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Snape:
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Snape:
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Snape:
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Snape: ...up to something.
